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This retro, front-printed graphic lands on a classic-fit Gildan 5000 crewneck with an easy, straight silhouette and enough room for the whole platform, including the sunglasses. Wear it when the occasion calls for a completely indefensible name and a surprisingly persuasive hairstyle. The agenda might be nonsense; the hair has bipartisan support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a classic, straight fit and crew neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront direct-to-garment (DTG) print with groovy lettering, a very well-coiffed Earth, and the slogan “A Cleaner Planet, A Shinier Tomorrow.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack, Navy, Forest Green, Maroon, and Dark Chocolate: 100% cotton. 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