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It's for anyone whose internal software is held together by hope, caffeine, and a suspiciously loose bolt. If somebody asks whether you're functioning normally, tell them you're a limited-edition prototype. Returns have been discontinued.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 5000 classic unisex T-shirt, with original I'm Built Different (Incorrectly) robot artwork in front direct-to-garment (DTG) print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit, crew neck, short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack, Navy, Maroon, Charcoal and Forest Green: 100% cotton; Dark Heather: 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: approximately 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSix colors: Black, Navy, Maroon, Charcoal, Forest Green and Dark Heather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–4XL, subject to individual color availability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind your fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are approximate flat garment measurements, not body measurements. 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