{"product_id":"professional-glazer-t-shirt","title":"Professional Glazer","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt’s an ordinary red carpet until a donut shows up with a gold chain, sunglasses, and a crowd of pastries convinced they’ve just witnessed greatness. Cameras flash. Velvet ropes tremble. Somewhere in the back, a croissant is having the most important moment of its life. The star of the evening barely breaks stride; when your glaze is this immaculate, modesty feels like a missed publicity opportunity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe problem with this much applause is what happens afterward. The donut’s agent has already booked a victory tour, the cupcake wants an autograph, and nobody remembers what award was being presented in the first place. On the front of a classic-fit Gildan 5000 tee, the whole spectacle lands in vivid caramel-gold artwork against your choice of six colors. The fabric has enough structure for everyday wear; the celebrity ego, regrettably, comes as printed. Take it to brunch, the bakery, or anywhere your friends routinely turn an ordinary Tuesday into a standing ovation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 5000 unisex classic tee with a regular, structured fit, crew neck, and short sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk jersey knit; fabric weight 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170–180 g\/m²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack, Navy, Maroon, Charcoal, and Forest Green: 100% cotton. Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular construction, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeve and bottom hems, and a tear-away label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront design printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Navy, Maroon, Charcoal, Forest Green, and Sport Grey. 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