{"product_id":"the-trouble-with-tickles-t-shirt","title":"The Trouble with Tickles","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ship was supposed to be conducting a routine survey. Then someone brought aboard a small, suspiciously fluffy life-form, and now the entire crew is struggling to deliver a straight-faced report. The little stowaways have discovered feathers, formed a giggling pileup, and turned an ordinary shift into a full-scale outbreak of joy. Science can probably explain the situation. Unfortunately, the science officer is laughing too hard to finish a sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat’s the trouble with tickles: once the first creature starts, there is no containing it. Attempts to restore order have been interrupted by squeaks, squirming, and the occasional heroic effort to hold back a grin. This retro-flavored space scene puts all that delightful nonsense on the front of a regular-fit unisex tee, where it can quietly undermine the dignity of even your most serious outfit. Wear it to game night, a convention, or any gathering where somebody is expected to maintain a straight face. Just don’t put the feathers near mission control.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a front DTG print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton in Black, Navy, Maroon, Forest Green, and Dark Chocolate; Dark Heather is 50% cotton and 50% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170–180 g\/m²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk jersey knit, open-end yarn, and tubular construction without side seams.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders, double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem, and a tear-away tag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult unisex regular fit with short sleeves and a crew neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind your fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor this adult unisex tee, lay a favorite shirt flat and measure the width across the chest just below the armholes; measure the length from the top of the shoulder beside the neckline to the bottom hem. These are garment measurements, not body-chest circumference. Sizes S–3XL are available across this six-color selection; 4XL availability varies by color. 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