• Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Black T-Shirt, front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Black — Men's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Black — Women's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Navy — Men's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Navy — Women's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Dark Heather — Men's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Dark Heather — Women's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Forest Green — Men's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Forest Green — Women's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Maroon — Men's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Maroon — Women's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Dark Chocolate — Men's front view
  • Al Gore Vidal Sassoon — Dark Chocolate — Women's front view
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Are You Shirtin' Me?

Al Gore Vidal Sassoon

Al Gore Vidal Sassoon

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At some point, the campaign trail crossed a literary salon, took a wrong turn into a hair studio, and emerged with an entirely new candidate: Al Gore Vidal Sassoon. The platform? A cleaner planet. A shinier tomorrow. Impeccable volume under even the harshest televised lighting. Earth itself has volunteered as spokesperson, wearing aviators and a feathered blowout with the confidence of someone who has never once checked a poll. Nobody is entirely sure what office is being sought, but the stylist has already declared victory.

Naturally, the first order of business is a press conference about humidity. Every question somehow circles back to root lift, while the globe maintains that environmental policy and a good set of layers are both matters of long-term stewardship. This retro, front-printed graphic lands on a classic-fit Gildan 5000 crewneck with an easy, straight silhouette and enough room for the whole platform, including the sunglasses. Wear it when the occasion calls for a completely indefensible name and a surprisingly persuasive hairstyle. The agenda might be nonsense; the hair has bipartisan support.

The details

  • Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a classic, straight fit and crew neck.
  • Front direct-to-garment (DTG) print with groovy lettering, a very well-coiffed Earth, and the slogan “A Cleaner Planet, A Shinier Tomorrow.”
  • Black, Navy, Forest Green, Maroon, and Dark Chocolate: 100% cotton. Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Fabric weight approximately 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²); pre-shrunk jersey knit.
  • Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeves and hem, and a tear-away tag.
  • Available in six colors; offered sizes S–4XL subject to color-specific availability.

Find your fit

This is a classic-fit adult unisex tee, not a slim-fit cut. For best results, lay a T-shirt you like flat. Measure straight across the chest just below the armholes for width, and from the high shoulder to the bottom hem for length. These are approximate garment measurements, not body measurements. Small manufacturing differences are normal.

Size chart (inches)
Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
Size chart (centimeters)
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 45.7 71.1
M 50.8 73.7
L 55.9 76.2
XL 61.0 78.7
2XL 66.0 81.3
3XL 71.1 83.8
4XL 76.2 86.4

Keep it looking good

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent. Avoid fabric softener and chlorine bleach. Hang dry or tumble dry low. If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron on the reverse side, never directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

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