California | Funny T-Shirt | Are You Shirtin' Me?

Some bands spend years cultivating danger. This lot appear to have booked a holiday. The pool is still, the sunset is doing most of the work, and nobody has requested anything hotter than room service. There may once have been plans to tear the place apart, but checkout is at eleven and the deposit is substantial. It’s hard to maintain a reputation for chaos when everyone’s this considerate about the patio furniture. Someone should probably turn the music down before the neighbors say something.

California dresses for that very manageable level of rebellion: a short-sleeve, crew-neck tee with a regular fit and absolutely no need to prove anything by sweating through a leather jacket. The front graphic supplies the poolside lineup; you can handle the important business of finding a chair. It’s a respectable arrangement for anyone whose wild years now include checking whether the restaurant has outdoor seating. Still got an edge. Just asked for it on the side.

The details

Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a front DTG print.
Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. All other offered colors: 100% cotton.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
Open-end yarn and tubular construction, without side seams.
Taped neck and shoulders; double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
Short sleeves, a crew neck, and a structured regular fit.

Find your fit

This is an adult unisex tee. Compare the measurements below with a shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure the width across the chest just below the armholes, then measure from the top of the shoulder beside the neckline to the bottom hem. These are garment measurements, not body circumference.

S–3XL is offered in every listed color. 4XL–5XL is offered in Maroon, Black, Navy, Forest Green, Irish Green, Gold, Sky, Ash, White. Choose a color to check the available sizes.

Size chart (inches)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Size chart (centimeters)

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
S	45.7	71.1
M	50.8	73.7
L	55.9	76.2
XL	61	78.7
2XL	66	81.3
3XL	71.1	83.8
4XL	76.2	86.4
5XL	81.3	89

Keep it looking good

Wash on a cold, gentle cycle with the tee turned inside out, similar colors, and a mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Hang to dry, or use a low tumble-dryer setting. If needed, iron on a cool setting from the reverse, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry-clean.