• COOKED — Black T-Shirt, front view
  • COOKED — Black — Men's front view
  • COOKED — Black — Women's front view
  • COOKED — Navy — Men's front view
  • COOKED — Navy — Women's front view
  • COOKED — Maroon — Men's front view
  • COOKED — Maroon — Women's front view
  • COOKED — Forest Green — Men's front view
  • COOKED — Forest Green — Women's front view
  • COOKED — Charcoal — Men's front view
  • COOKED — Charcoal — Women's front view
  • COOKED — Dark Chocolate — Men's front view
  • COOKED — Dark Chocolate — Women's front view
  • COOKED — Military Green — Men's front view
  • COOKED — Military Green — Women's front view
  • COOKED — Dark Heather — Men's front view
  • COOKED — Dark Heather — Women's front view
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Are You Shirtin' Me?

COOKED

COOKED

$20.00 USD
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There comes a point in every week when the to-do list stops being a list and becomes a personal threat. You've answered the emails, survived the meetings, and said “no worries” with the confidence of someone who has several worries. Now the only thing keeping you upright is muscle memory and the distant possibility of a snack. You're not thriving. You're not even simmering. You're COOKED.

Somewhere between one more favor and one more notification, your last functional brain cell clocked out without notice. The chicken on this tee understands. Flattened by the day, eyes barely open, tongue out, still technically present for attendance. This classic unisex tee won't fix your schedule, but at least it lets you announce your current operating temperature without having to make small talk. Consider it an out-of-office reply you can wear to the office.

The details

  • Gildan 5000 unisex classic tee with front DTG COOKED artwork
  • Classic fit, crew neck, short sleeves
  • Cotton or cotton/polyester blend depending on shirt color; check the selected color's fabric details
  • Fabric weight: approximately 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Eight colors: Black, Navy, Maroon, Forest Green, Charcoal, Dark Chocolate, Military Green, Dark Heather
  • Sizes S–4XL, subject to color availability

Find your fit

These are approximate flat garment measurements, not body measurements. Width is measured across the chest from armpit to armpit; length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem. Compare with a shirt you already own.

Size chart (inches)
Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
Size chart (centimeters)
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 45.7 71.1
M 50.8 73.7
L 55.9 76.2
XL 61.0 78.7
2XL 66.0 81.3
3XL 71.1 83.8
4XL 76.2 86.4

Keep it looking good

Wash inside out with similar colors on a cold, gentle cycle. Use mild detergent; avoid bleach and fabric softener. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

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