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Hot Toast

Hot Toast

Regular price $15.99 USD
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Breakfast used to be a private affair. Then one slice got cheekbones, hired representation, and became impossible to have a normal conversation with. Now the butter has to go through an assistant and the toaster is being described as an early creative influence. You’d call it ridiculous, but the lighting is excellent and, honestly, you can see why the other carbohydrates are annoyed. Some people spend years working on their craft. Some just turn up golden and get the lead.

There’s no need to dress for the premiere. Hot Toast puts the leading loaf on a regular-fit cotton tee, where he can enjoy top billing while you get on with your considerably less photographed day. The crew neck works just fine with jeans; the front print can handle any unreasonable expectations about star quality. Wear it to brunch if you can bear sharing the attention. Just don’t ask for an autograph before coffee. He’s very serious about his process.

The details

  • Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a front DTG print.
  • 100% cotton in every offered color.
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
  • Open-end yarn and tubular construction, without side seams.
  • Taped neck and shoulders; double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Short sleeves, a crew neck, and a structured regular fit.

Find your fit

This is an adult unisex tee. Compare the measurements below with a shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure the width across the chest just below the armholes, then measure from the top of the shoulder beside the neckline to the bottom hem. These are garment measurements, not body circumference.

S–3XL is offered in every listed color. 4XL–5XL is offered in Maroon, Black, Navy, Forest Green, Gold, Sky, Light Pink. Choose a color to check the available sizes.

Size chart (inches)
Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
Size chart (centimeters)
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 45.7 71.1
M 50.8 73.7
L 55.9 76.2
XL 61 78.7
2XL 66 81.3
3XL 71.1 83.8
4XL 76.2 86.4
5XL 81.3 89

Keep it looking good

Wash on a cold, gentle cycle with the tee turned inside out, similar colors, and a mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Hang to dry, or use a low tumble-dryer setting. If needed, iron on a cool setting from the reverse, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry-clean.

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