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Are You Shirtin' Me?

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$15.99 USD
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Everyone else has found their rhythm. You’re still waiting for the evening to load. The music is going, your friends are laughing, and somewhere a little circle is spinning with a level of confidence completely unsupported by its progress. Ninety-nine percent. It’s been ninety-nine percent long enough for you to get up, come back, and briefly become a different person. You were promised a good time. Technically, it’s still on its way.

Loading... at least gets the dress code out of the way: a regular-fit Gildan crewneck, with the evening’s technical difficulties already represented. That leaves you free to concentrate on the routine you’ve actually mastered: turn it off, turn it on, stare at it harder. “High-speed” is doing a hell of a lot of creative writing here. Still, you’re keeping the party alive. Someone has to explain why the same three seconds of music keep coming around.

The details

  • Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a front DTG print.
  • Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. All other offered colors: 100% cotton.
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
  • Open-end yarn and tubular construction, without side seams.
  • Taped neck and shoulders; double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Short sleeves, a crew neck, and a structured regular fit.

Find your fit

This is an adult unisex tee. Compare the measurements below with a shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure the width across the chest just below the armholes, then measure from the top of the shoulder beside the neckline to the bottom hem. These are garment measurements, not body circumference.

S–3XL is offered in every listed color. 4XL–5XL is offered in Black, Navy, Red, Gold, Sky, Light Pink, Ash, White. Choose a color to check the available sizes.

Size chart (inches)
Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
Size chart (centimeters)
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 45.7 71.1
M 50.8 73.7
L 55.9 76.2
XL 61 78.7
2XL 66 81.3
3XL 71.1 83.8
4XL 76.2 86.4
5XL 81.3 89

Keep it looking good

Wash on a cold, gentle cycle with the tee turned inside out, similar colors, and a mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Hang to dry, or use a low tumble-dryer setting. If needed, iron on a cool setting from the reverse, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry-clean.

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