Master Cat

Command has approved the equipment budget. Command has also expressed concern about the bow, which seems a little shortsighted given that the rest of the outfit could survive an argument with a spaceship. Morale matters. So does personal style. If the galaxy’s last hope wants to coordinate accessories before deployment, perhaps the galaxy could be less weird about it. The briefing would go faster if everyone stopped asking whether the helmet came in another color. It didn’t. Someone has already checked.

Your own loadout can be considerably simpler. Master Cat puts the heavily equipped small problem on a regular-fit cotton tee, so getting ready doesn’t require a support crew or several people with torque wrenches. A crew neck and short sleeves are enough for this assignment. Wear it for the next session, the snack run, or that moment when the team needs one competent adult and gets you instead. You showed up. The outfit has done its part.

The details

• Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a front DTG print.
• 100% cotton in every offered color.
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
• Open-end yarn and tubular construction, without side seams.
• Taped neck and shoulders; double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
• Short sleeves, a crew neck, and a structured regular fit.

Find your fit

This is an adult unisex tee. Compare the measurements below with a shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure the width across the chest just below the armholes, then measure from the top of the shoulder beside the neckline to the bottom hem. These are garment measurements, not body circumference.

S–3XL is offered in every listed color. 4XL–5XL is offered in Maroon, Black, Navy, Forest Green, Orange, Irish Green, Gold, Light Pink, White. Choose a color to check the available sizes.

Keep it looking good

Wash on a cold, gentle cycle with the tee turned inside out, similar colors, and a mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Hang to dry, or use a low tumble-dryer setting. If needed, iron on a cool setting from the reverse, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry-clean.