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Professional Glazer

Professional Glazer

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It’s an ordinary red carpet until a donut shows up with a gold chain, sunglasses, and a crowd of pastries convinced they’ve just witnessed greatness. Cameras flash. Velvet ropes tremble. Somewhere in the back, a croissant is having the most important moment of its life. The star of the evening barely breaks stride; when your glaze is this immaculate, modesty feels like a missed publicity opportunity.

The problem with this much applause is what happens afterward. The donut’s agent has already booked a victory tour, the cupcake wants an autograph, and nobody remembers what award was being presented in the first place. On the front of a classic-fit Gildan 5000 tee, the whole spectacle lands in vivid caramel-gold artwork against your choice of six colors. The fabric has enough structure for everyday wear; the celebrity ego, regrettably, comes as printed. Take it to brunch, the bakery, or anywhere your friends routinely turn an ordinary Tuesday into a standing ovation.

The details

  • Gildan 5000 unisex classic tee with a regular, structured fit, crew neck, and short sleeves.
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit; fabric weight 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
  • Black, Navy, Maroon, Charcoal, and Forest Green: 100% cotton. Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • Tubular construction, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched sleeve and bottom hems, and a tear-away label.
  • Front design printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing.
  • Colors: Black, Navy, Maroon, Charcoal, Forest Green, and Sport Grey. Offered sizes: S–4XL, subject to the selected color/size combination.

Find your fit

This is a regular-fit adult unisex tee. The charts show the garment’s flat measurements, not body measurements: width is measured across the front, underarm to underarm, with the shirt laid flat; length is from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem. For a reliable fit, compare these with a tee you already own. Measurements are approximate and can vary slightly between garments.

Size chart (inches)
Size Garment width (in) Garment length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
Size chart (centimeters)
Size Garment width (cm) Garment length (cm)
S 45.7 71.1
M 50.8 73.7
L 55.9 76.2
XL 61.0 78.7
2XL 66.0 81.3
3XL 71.1 83.8
4XL 76.2 86.4

Keep it looking good

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent.
  • Avoid fabric softener; use only non-chlorine bleach if needed.
  • Hang dry for longest print life, or tumble dry low.
  • Cool iron inside out if necessary. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
  • Do not dry clean.
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