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Right to Bear Arms

Right to Bear Arms

Regular price $15.99 USD
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The park used to have such a relaxed atmosphere. Then somebody took a missing picnic basket personally, and now there are meetings about boundaries, long silences on porches, and a man in a hat asking questions no one wants to answer. You only came for the scenery. Somehow you’ve ended up in a dispute over land rights and raspberry preserves. The ranger would like a quiet word. The bear would like everyone to remember whose lunch this was before things got complicated.

Right to Bear Arms brings the standoff to a regular-fit cotton tee, which is considerably less commitment than buying a ranch just to make a point. The front graphic keeps a straight face; the short sleeves leave you dressed for a picnic that will, ideally, remain a picnic. Wear it with jeans and let the territorial nonsense unfold elsewhere. You’ve got a sandwich to finish, and there’s no reason to turn that into a whole damn season.

The details

  • Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a front DTG print.
  • 100% cotton in every offered color.
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
  • Open-end yarn and tubular construction, without side seams.
  • Taped neck and shoulders; double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Short sleeves, a crew neck, and a structured regular fit.

Find your fit

This is an adult unisex tee. Compare the measurements below with a shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure the width across the chest just below the armholes, then measure from the top of the shoulder beside the neckline to the bottom hem. These are garment measurements, not body circumference.

S–3XL is offered in every listed color. 4XL–5XL is offered in Black, Navy, Forest Green, Military Green, Gold, Sky, White. Choose a color to check the available sizes.

Size chart (inches)
Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
Size chart (centimeters)
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 45.7 71.1
M 50.8 73.7
L 55.9 76.2
XL 61 78.7
2XL 66 81.3
3XL 71.1 83.8
4XL 76.2 86.4
5XL 81.3 89

Keep it looking good

Wash on a cold, gentle cycle with the tee turned inside out, similar colors, and a mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Hang to dry, or use a low tumble-dryer setting. If needed, iron on a cool setting from the reverse, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry-clean.

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