• You Have Died of Dysentery — Black T-Shirt, front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Black — Men's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Black — Women's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Navy — Men's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Navy — Women's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Maroon — Men's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Maroon — Women's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Charcoal — Men's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Charcoal — Women's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Dark Heather — Men's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Dark Heather — Women's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Dark Chocolate — Men's front view
  • You Have Died of Dysentery — Dark Chocolate — Women's front view
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You Have Died of Dysentery

You Have Died of Dysentery

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You planned for every eventuality. You bought the supplies, checked the route, and made a series of decisions that seemed perfectly reasonable at the time. Now the entire expedition has been reduced to one terse notification. No dramatic farewell. No stirring speech. Just a computer calmly informing you that your afternoon in the school computer lab has taken a turn. Somewhere behind you, another kid is waiting for their go.

Some memories survive every hardware upgrade. This one comes with a wagon, a suspiciously scenic river, and the kind of green-screen verdict that required absolutely no loading animation. The Gildan 5000’s regular fit and crew neck keep the present-day arrangements straightforward; you’ve already done enough resource management. Wear it on the days when your calendar looks ambitious and your confidence in the plan is mostly ceremonial. At least this time, getting dressed doesn’t require deciding whether to ford anything.

The details

  • Gildan 5000 unisex classic tee with front DTG print
  • Black, Navy, Maroon, Charcoal and Dark Chocolate: 100% cotton
  • Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit; taped neck and shoulders; double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem

Find your fit

Adult unisex regular fit with a crew neck. These Gildan 5000 measurements describe the garment, not body chest circumference. Lay a shirt you like flat and measure its width across the chest just below the sleeves, then its length from the top of the shoulder beside the neckline to the bottom hem. Compare with the supplier charts below. Available size and color combinations are shown in the selector.

Size chart (inches)
Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
Size chart (centimeters)
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 45.72 71.12
M 50.80 73.66
L 55.88 76.20
XL 60.96 78.74
2XL 66.04 81.28
3XL 71.12 83.82
4XL 76.20 86.36

Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Avoid fabric softener. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside out if needed, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.

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