You're a Sasquatch Harry | Funny T-Shirt

The evening class promised a simple introduction to ceramics. Nobody mentioned the candlelight, the unusually close supervision, or the possibility that making a small vase could become the most significant relationship of your life. You’d complain to the instructor, but he seems occupied. Besides, the work is improving. There’s a lot to be said for a patient teacher, even if the studio’s policy on personal space appears to have been written during a particularly emotional film. The wheel keeps turning. Nobody’s asking about the homework.

You’re a Sasquatch Harry brings that very intimate woodland workshop to a regular-fit cotton tee, which should make your own artistic ambitions easier to dress for. Short sleeves are a reasonable precaution around wet clay; what happens between the hands is outside the garment’s remit. Wear it to your next class, or simply while insisting you have a sensitive, creative side. The results don’t have to be beautiful. Apparently, the important thing is that you felt something.

The details

Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee with a front DTG print.
100% cotton in every offered color.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²).
Open-end yarn and tubular construction, without side seams.
Taped neck and shoulders; double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem.
Short sleeves, a crew neck, and a structured regular fit.

Find your fit

This is an adult unisex tee. Compare the measurements below with a shirt you already like: lay it flat, measure the width across the chest just below the armholes, then measure from the top of the shoulder beside the neckline to the bottom hem. These are garment measurements, not body circumference.

S–3XL is offered in every listed color. 4XL–5XL is offered in Maroon, Black, Navy, Forest Green, Gold, Sky, Light Pink, White. Choose a color to check the available sizes.

Size chart (inches)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Size chart (centimeters)

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
S	45.7	71.1
M	50.8	73.7
L	55.9	76.2
XL	61	78.7
2XL	66	81.3
3XL	71.1	83.8
4XL	76.2	86.4
5XL	81.3	89

Keep it looking good

Wash on a cold, gentle cycle with the tee turned inside out, similar colors, and a mild detergent. Skip fabric softener. Hang to dry, or use a low tumble-dryer setting. If needed, iron on a cool setting from the reverse, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry-clean.